The Cat is Back

[Mike.Haley]

A bloke hated his wifes cat so much he put it in the car, drove 60 miles aeay from home and dumped the cat. When he got home the cat was there sitting on his favorite chair.
He grabbed the cat by the scruff of the neck, threw it in the boot of the car and drove 120 miles away from home and dumped the cat in a field. When he got back home the cat was there again in his favorite chair.
In a real temper now, he grabbed the cat, put it in a sack and tied the sack with strong string,threw the sack into the boot of the car and drove to the other side of the country, where he dunmped the cat and set off for home.
At 3a.m. he phoned home and asked his wife " Is the cat back home?"
When she replied that the cat was siitng comfotably in his favorite chair he told her
" put the little b*****d on the phone, I'm lost"

[codseeker]

hahahaha what a belter