Polish Divorce

[Mike.Haley]

A Polish man moved to America and married an American girl.
Although his english was'nt perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyers office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and aked him the following questions.

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half, and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made if concrete.

I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
We have carport and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want a divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy bottle at drug store and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say " Polish Remover"

[eddie t]

lol