I'm Tired

[Mike.Haley]

Yes I'm tired. For years now I've been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, lack of vitanins, air polution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under arm odour, yellow wax build up and any other maladies that make you wonder if life is worth living.

But I found it's none of that.

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 51 million. 21 million are retired.
That leaves 30 million to do the work. There are 19 million in school. That leaves 11 million to do the work. 2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government. That leaves 5 million to do the work. 1 million are in the armed forces which leaves 4 million to do the work.
3 million are employed by the county or borough councils leaving 1 million to do the work.
There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prison.

That leaves two people to do the work-you and me. And your sitting on your arse reading this.
On Wonder I'm F******G tired.

[Stores]

21 million and 1 come August 31st Mike