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Knorr have released a special edition red & white striped stock cube to celebrate Englands world cup campaign .
Its called the laughing stock.



A woman goes to her GP and says everytime she opens her legs a voice says ' cmon england ' . Her GP says '' dont worry. A lot of tw*ts do that ! ''


Bloke walks into a brothel and says '' Im a bit kinky , how much for total humiliation ? '' She replies £37.50 ''Wow , what do i get for that ? '' She says '' A fooking england top ''