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    This may a little old but it makes me smile.............

    David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has no previous experience he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete control of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

    Victoria stands by admiringly watching her husband. After a short while, David becomes a little casual, and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle. He panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for somebody to help her husband, as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.

    David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse but his foot becomes entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along David`s head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help. Hearing the screams, the Tesco`s security guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse...



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