My wife moaning...!!

[paul-toon]

My wife lorraine pointed out that the artex pattern on the bedroom ceiling I did was uneven and that it was a poor texture that will likely crack in the near future. She also pointed out that the wallpaper in the bedroom I applied was beginning to curl at the seams due to the rugged edges caused by my poor cutting and that there were very obvious blisters and bubbles everywhere caused by me not smoothing out the strip properly or not decorating in a suitable temperature. She then went on to talk about what a **** job I did of the built in cupboard with sliding doors and dressing table.

My confidence is at an all time low. Not because I'm crap at DIY but because she told me all this whilst I was Having sex with her....!!