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  • The Tattoo

    A married man keeps telling his wife "Honey, you have such a beautiful arse".

    Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful rear.

    The man's birthday is coming up so she decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words "Beautiful butt" tattooed on her arse.

    She walks in and tells the tattoo artist her husband thinks she has a beautiful arse.

    He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful ass".

    She then tells the man she wants Beautiful butt tattooed on her ass.

    The man tells her "I can't fit that on your ass, it takes up too much space.

    But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letters BB on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt. She agrees and gets it done.

    On the man's birthday she hears him come home and is only wearing a robe.

    She then stands at the top of the stairs. He opens the door and she says "look honey."

    She then takes off the robe she is wearing, bends over, and the man yells ............... "WHO THE **** IS BOB?"
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