roker pier wot a load or rubbish

[toonboymc]

had a days holiday from work so descided to do a bit of mackeral fishing on the morning as i had appointment in the afternoon girlfriend wanted to tag along (not a good idea ) first and last time boys
had my NESA hoodie on and heard some younguns saying they go on the site and its mint mate
walking up the pier there was one lad on the end fishing plus a council van picking up all the rubbish honestly boys it was disgraceful bags and bags no need wots so ever put it back in or boxes your bags set up 2 rods one with daylights plus a small spinning rod with a spinner got there about 10 oclock by 11.00 no fish ithe pier started to get a bit busy a few flatties were gettin caught on bait but nothing for the makki bashers
then the girlfriend started moaning about wot time are we going and its a bit boring ,wish i brought a flask and telling me the time every 10 mins can we call in at morrisons etc etc etc
2 youngins kept losing gear so gave them a couple ov sets of daylights and wished them good luck (good deed for today)

by 11.30 there was blokes drinking 2ltr bottles of cider , fosters and other alcoholic beverages
11.45 and a very strong smell of dope wafting about
12.00 the fella 5th person down from me casting over everyone tangles galore
12.30 had enough seen one coalie off the daylites caught no mackeral but it was low tide
walked off the pier got in car to find the engine management light and the radiator light on not the best session ive had but better than staying indoors
i am going to put my notice in at work and open a stall on the pier selling daylights ,dope and alcohol as delboy says "one day i will be a millionaire"

[Darnc]

Wait till the kids holidays start mate I normally pack in fishing till September and play some golf to keep out of harms way

[chris elliott]

i can franchise you a van mate(its an old ice cream one)you could put some canny stickers on it get some hockais and daylights of e bay,ive just got 60 sets for the equivalent of 40p each,sell them for a quid and stock up on jaffa cakes for when they get the munchiesseriously though dont fish with your lass,theres a few lads on the sight(kayos being one of them)who like me get our backsides spanked fishing with the better halfDONT DO IT IT RESULTS IN TEARS,THEY WILL OUTFISH YOU EVERYTIME,pier fishing is knackered now in the summer,the disease is down south as well,better off sitting on a rock thinking whilst spinning

[dabcatcher]

the fact the tide was low or going out wouldnt have helped.

its far better over high, especially very early in the morning or late evening.

[toonboymc]

i can franchise you a van mate(its an old ice cream one)you could put some canny stickers on it get some hockais and daylights of e bay,ive just got 60 sets for the equivalent of 40p each,sell them for a quid and stock up on jaffa cakes for when they get the munchiesseriously though dont fish with your lass,theres a few lads on the sight(kayos being one of them)who like me get our backsides spanked fishing with the better halfDONT DO IT IT RESULTS IN TEARS,THEY WILL OUTFISH YOU EVERYTIME,pier fishing is knackered now in the summer,the disease is down south as well,better off sitting on a rock thinking whilst spinning

we could go into bussiness chriss you buy it i will sell it with the profits we,ll buy a boat ps the other half wasnt fishing just watching and moaning lol

[toonboymc]

the fact the tide was low or going out wouldnt have helped.

its far better over high, especially very early in the morning or late evening.

i agree dabcatcher just better than sittin in the house dont mind not catching but the mess and smell ov dope not my cup ov tea you exspect to get in tangles with daft younguns but this fella was older than me he blamed everthing but himself

[eddie t]

Aye summer fishing is here ya best bet is keep away i do.

A couple of year back i took the boy for an all nighter cos he was doing me head about do one so i took him thinking that all the muppets would of gone how wrong i was they were pi$$ed out of there heads and sniffing coke and on the dope i allway keep away from pier in the summer try a few rock marks toonboy.

[toonboymc]

i can franchise you a van mate(its an old ice cream one)you could put some canny stickers on it get some hockais and daylights of e bay,ive just got 60 sets for the equivalent of 40p each,sell them for a quid and stock up on jaffa cakes for when they get the munchiesseriously though dont fish with your lass,theres a few lads on the sight(kayos being one of them)who like me get our backsides spanked fishing with the better halfDONT DO IT IT RESULTS IN TEARS,THEY WILL OUTFISH YOU EVERYTIME,pier fishing is knackered now in the summer,the disease is down south as well,better off sitting on a rock thinking whilst spinning

chris any idea,s for a name for our new van bussiness

[chris elliott]

will disable the ice cream jingle that comes from it(they might think its the police)job done,i think the council in sunderland should have door staff on the gates at roker and south shields pier,if your carryin booze or dope you get barred,simple as that,it might cut down on the jaffa cake sales though,(i know a feller with the perfect pose for working the gates( i hope he picks up on this you know who you are)job done

[toonboymc]

Aye summer fishing is here ya best bet is keep away i do.

A couple of year back i took the boy for an all nighter cos he was doing me head about do one so i took him thinking that all the muppets would of gone how wrong i was they were pi$$ed out of there heads and sniffing coke and on the dope i allway keep away from pier in the summer try a few rock marks toonboy.

i have a 4 n half yr old son eddie wot hope is there for them fishing with these people seem to be all over no respect m8

[chris elliott]

"be stupid have no teeth PLC",it just fits on a 6ft sign on the top of the van

[fisherman58]

will disable the ice cream jingle that comes from it(they might think its the police)job done,i think the council in sunderland should have door staff on the gates at roker and south shields pier,if your carryin booze or dope you get barred,simple as that,it might cut down on the jaffa cake sales though,(i know a feller with the perfect pose for working the gates( i hope he picks up on this you know who you are)job done

Would that be a hands on job mr elliott.lol

[stevie-r-@hotmail.co.uk]

Always amazes me, no drinking in public places, drugs are illegal, the
boys in blue know its going on on roker pier, and probebly a lot more
piers and do bollocks all about it,theycant be bothered even though its
spoiling other members of the publics enjoyment, easier to pull the motorist
for a dodgy back light etc, rant over, feel a lot better.

[chris elliott]

Would that be a hands on job mr elliott.lol

when your not there the photo will do,or the pitbull and whip may discourage a few of the lesser hearted

[fisherman58]

The councils will eventually get sick of the complaints and mess from the public and start closing them down,my thoughts anyway.
Or as chris said have gate watchmen (persons) £5.00 to get on if fishing £3.00 returned on way off,if your caught dropping litter u loose your money,ramblers (walkers) £1.00 as sometimes its them that drop litter not all just some.
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