Things that should NEVER have been invented. Feel free to add on)

[Hiram.A.Biff]

Work, it interferes with fishing.

Those bloody stupid starter shopper mini trolleys, for Kids, in asda etc. whoever invented them should be flogged to death with a sockful of diarhoeeah Diahrea...diarea.. .. watery sh*t.
Kids should not be taught to shop!!

Reality programmes.

hard bog paper.invented cos jewish people cant rip paper on a sunday!

Im sure Ill think of more.

[bribones]

how about flat pack furniture with instructions that dont match ,you know the ones you always end up looking at the picture to see how it goes together

[alan]

Teletubbies

[sless]

BRA\'S

[alan]

tick cards

[mark]

bmw\'s, people that aspire to owning a bmw, gold strappy sandals, sunbeds, mobile phones, fast food, golf, golfers, golf courses, golf club-houses, speed cameras, anyone who can claim to be an \'official\' and wears a peaked cap, \'easy-open\' packaging that is anything but, non-smoking pubs/restaurants, people who complain to smokers about it being bad (I\'m going to start ridiculing any overweight person I see in restaurant that orders desert for being unhealthy and costing the nhs money), anything from microsoft, the premier league and toastie toppers for starters

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Ace lager ,they make it about 500 yds from my house ...YAK
Citroen 2cv\'s
Big bore exhausts that every little sh*t has on their poxy little racey cars

[alan]

Broon Ale @ 99p from Netto\'s hic.............

[Hedley]

The Mini Metro - worst car on the road - makes a Trebant look like a Lotus! You had to fail an iQ test before you could buy one! Thankfully, they are now dying out!

[jonny_mc]

charv clothing and accerories.

[Edited on 2/5/2005 by jonny_mc]

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Does that include caps Jonny?

[jonny_mc]

depends what sort stevie.

mine does not say burberry or rockport or fred perry is it...nope.

[mark]

The Mini Metro - worst car on the road - makes a Trebant look like a Lotus! You had to fail an iQ test before you could buy one! Thankfully, they are now dying out!

oooh mini metro....your forgetting that delight of british engineering the Austin allegro, and its big sister the maxi, the make a metro look well built

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Can\'t argue with that Jonnie mate, how are ya Rockport boots though ?

[Hedley]

Gawd The Allegro and Maxi - I was trying to forget! Remeber \"The Wedgie\" produced circa 1974?