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A couple were invited to a s****y family masked fancy dress Halloween
> > party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
> > the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
> argued
> > and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there
> > was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took
> his
> > costume and away he went.
> >
> > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain
> > and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband
> > didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun
> > by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
> > not with him.
> >
> > So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
> > cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick"
> he
> > could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
> > went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
> > new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go
> as
> > far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more
> drinks
> > he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
> so
> > off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the
> > back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and
> went
> > home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> > explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
> >
> > She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
> > time he had.
> >
> > "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
> > not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll
> tell
> > you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
> > Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played
> > poker all evening.
> >
> > " You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
> > all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
> >
> > To which the husband replied,
> > "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time
> of
> > his life."
> >
> > party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
> > the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
> argued
> > and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there
> > was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took
> his
> > costume and away he went.
> >
> > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain
> > and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband
> > didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun
> > by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
> > not with him.
> >
> > So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
> > cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick"
> he
> > could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
> > went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
> > new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go
> as
> > far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more
> drinks
> > he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
> so
> > off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the
> > back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and
> went
> > home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> > explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
> >
> > She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
> > time he had.
> >
> > "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
> > not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll
> tell
> > you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
> > Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played
> > poker all evening.
> >
> > " You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
> > all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
> >
> > To which the husband replied,
> > "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time
> of
> > his life."
> >
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