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    A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

    Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.

    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

    Here's how the scam works.

    Two
    extremely good looking 26 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot.

    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

    It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

    You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start making love with each other.

    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I have had my wallet stolen on Feb 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 22nd Mar 2nd, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.



    Cheers Alan...

  • #2
    me too
    was that a bite (na mate i think it was wind)

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    • #3
      i went in to tescos and i only came out with a chicken and a bottle of chille sauce

      boo hoo


      sless

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      • #4
        Same here Sless ,if I fell into a bucket of breasts I'd come out sucking my thumb.
        Last edited by SIXFOOTSTEVE; 28-03-2007, 09:54 PM.
        You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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        • #5
          I bet you couldn't organise "a **** up in a briary" Steve
          "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
          Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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          • #6
            Thanks for that Ell .... DOH
            You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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            • #7
              A pleasure Steve
              "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
              Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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              • #8
                You've cheated Steve and edited it, the normal people who read these posts at normal times will think Eh! or Ech M'boab what gives. I would never edit a post myself personally
                "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
                Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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                • #9
                  I know mtae but ther's a firts time for eberyting
                  You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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