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    A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and >asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

    The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."

    The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

    The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about 164."

    The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...

    The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please."

    Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"

    This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Top Gear, the latest football scores, and what to expect of the European cup final in Athens.

    The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

    This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 30".

    The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

    "A-r-e...

    y-o-u-r...

    p-e-o-p-l-e...

    h-a-p-p-y...

    w-i-t-h...

    F-a-t-f-a-c-e-d...

    A-l-l-a-r-d-y-c-e?????
    <i>Put back what you don't need.</i>

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    he he!!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Mogthemackem View Post
      A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and >asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

      The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."

      The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

      The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about 164."

      The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...

      The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please."

      Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"

      This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Top Gear, the latest football scores, and what to expect of the European cup final in Athens.

      The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

      This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 30".

      The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

      "A-r-e...

      y-o-u-r...

      p-e-o-p-l-e...

      h-a-p-p-y...

      w-i-t-h...

      F-a-t-f-a-c-e-d...

      A-l-l-a-r-d-y-c-e?????
      Never heard the earlier versions so LMFAO
      "I mock thee not, though I by thee am mockéd.
      Thou call'st me madman, but I call thee blockhead"

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