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> One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
> several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar
> with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a
> short
> distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The
> peace
> and solitude are magnificent.
>
> Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
> woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't that obvious?"). "You're
> in
> a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm
> not
> fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all
> I
> know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and report
> you."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to accuse you of sexual assault," says the
> woman.
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but
> you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
>
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
> several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar
> with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a
> short
> distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The
> peace
> and solitude are magnificent.
>
> Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
> woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't that obvious?"). "You're
> in
> a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm
> not
> fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all
> I
> know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and report
> you."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to accuse you of sexual assault," says the
> woman.
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but
> you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
>
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.