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man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind
>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger,
>>>>>>> fries
>>>>>>> >and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
>>>>>>> >"That will be £9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into
>>>>>>> his
>>>>>>> >pocket and pulls out the exact amount for payment.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
>>>>>>> says, "A
>>>>>>> >hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the
>>>>>>> same."
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact amount.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >For a while this becomes routine until the two enter again later
>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>> >the week. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"No, this time it's a treat, so I will have a steak, baked
>>>>>>> potato, and
>>>>>>> >salad," says the man.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"Yep! Same," says the ostrich.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be
>>>>>>> £32.62."
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Once again the man pulls the exact amount out of his pocket and
>>>>>>> places
>>>>>
>>>>>>>it
>>>>>>> >on the table.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse
>>>>>>> me,
>>>>>>>sir.
>>>>>>> >How do you manage to always come up with the exact money from
>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>pocket
>>>>>>> >every time?"
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was clearing the attic
>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>> >found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered
>>>>>>> me
>>>>>>> >two wishes.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would
>>>>>>> just
>>>>>>> >put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
>>>>>>> always be
>>>>>>> >there."
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish
>>>>>>> for a
>>>>>>> >couple of million pounds or something, but you'll always be as
>>>>>>> rich as
>>>>>>> >you want for as long as you live!"
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"That's right. Whether it's a pint of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
>>>>>>> exact
>>>>>>> >money is always there," says the man.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >The man sighs, pauses, and replies, "My second wish was for a
>>>>>>> tall
>>>>>>> >bird with a big arse and long legs who agrees with everything I
>>>>>>> say."
>>>>>>> him.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger,
>>>>>>> fries
>>>>>>> >and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
>>>>>>> >"That will be £9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into
>>>>>>> his
>>>>>>> >pocket and pulls out the exact amount for payment.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
>>>>>>> says, "A
>>>>>>> >hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the
>>>>>>> same."
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact amount.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >For a while this becomes routine until the two enter again later
>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>> >the week. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"No, this time it's a treat, so I will have a steak, baked
>>>>>>> potato, and
>>>>>>> >salad," says the man.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"Yep! Same," says the ostrich.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be
>>>>>>> £32.62."
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Once again the man pulls the exact amount out of his pocket and
>>>>>>> places
>>>>>
>>>>>>>it
>>>>>>> >on the table.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse
>>>>>>> me,
>>>>>>>sir.
>>>>>>> >How do you manage to always come up with the exact money from
>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>> >every time?"
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was clearing the attic
>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>> >found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered
>>>>>>> me
>>>>>>> >two wishes.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would
>>>>>>> just
>>>>>>> >put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
>>>>>>> always be
>>>>>>> >there."
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish
>>>>>>> for a
>>>>>>> >couple of million pounds or something, but you'll always be as
>>>>>>> rich as
>>>>>>> >you want for as long as you live!"
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"That's right. Whether it's a pint of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
>>>>>>> exact
>>>>>>> >money is always there," says the man.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >The man sighs, pauses, and replies, "My second wish was for a
>>>>>>> tall
>>>>>>> >bird with a big arse and long legs who agrees with everything I
>>>>>>> say."