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    David Beckham decides to go horse riding.

    Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the Horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

    Victoria admiringly watches her husband.
    After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

    Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.

    David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along David
    's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.
    Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!
    Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.
    Cheers Alan...

  • #2
    topper joke alan ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Feel free to take a look at my blog.

    http://edds-fishingtales.blogspot.com/

    Cheers eddie t

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    • #3
      excellent alan
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      ,,;;`` [_________/-,......... Norman......... http://slinkykate.com/

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      • #4
        Nice one matey
        You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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        • #5
          Had a few better ones lately some not for the forum lol
          not sure what happened to the text
          Cheers Alan...

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