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    Two old blokes ,Geordie and Harry were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons and disscussing football.
    Geordie turned to harry and asked "Do you think they have football in heavan"? Harry pondered this for moment then replied" i dont know but lets make a pact, if i die first ill come back as a ghost and let you know and vise versa."
    They shook hands on it and carried on feeding the pigeons.
    Sadly harry died two months later and geordie was sat on the bench feeding the pigeons when he heard harrys ghost calling to him.
    Geordie can ye hear me? aye yelled geordie a can, so is there football up in heaven then? he asked.
    To which harry replied "well its good news and bad news ". Give me the good news first "said geordie ,Harry replied there is football in heaven", Geordie was over the moon and said "thats great, what bad news could possibly ruin that"?
    Harry sighed and whispered "your in goal this friday".
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