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don\'t know how this one\'ll pan out with the swears, but here goes
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A gorilla is walking through the jungle. He parts the bushes by the watering hole and sees a lion taking a drink of water with his butt sticking up in the air. The gorilla thinks to himself that it would be really funny if he snuck up behind this \"King of the Jungle\" and slipped him the ol\' Liberace. So the gorilla sneaks up on his tiptoes behind the lion, grabs him by the hips, and starts ****ing him up his ass as hard as he can.
Then he pulls out and runs away, laughing his head off. He thinks it\'s the funniest thing he\'s ever done in his life, ****ing the \"King of the Jungle\" up the ass. The lion is ****ed. \"Rrroooooaarrrr!!!\" he says, and runs after the gorilla.
Now, the gorilla can\'t run very fast, and the lion keeps getting closer and closer, so the gorilla ducks into an empty safari camp, puts on a set of safari cloths with the pith helmet and everything, picks up a paper, sits down with the paper held up in front of his face, and makes like he\'s reading it.
Just then, the lion walks in. \"Rrroooooaarrrr!!!\" he says. \"Did you just see a big gorilla run through here?\" The gorilla starts shaking under the paper. \"Uh, you mean the one that just f-****ed the lion up the ass?\" he stutters. The lion sits up with a start and says, \"Jesus! It\'s in the paper already!?\"
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A gorilla is walking through the jungle. He parts the bushes by the watering hole and sees a lion taking a drink of water with his butt sticking up in the air. The gorilla thinks to himself that it would be really funny if he snuck up behind this \"King of the Jungle\" and slipped him the ol\' Liberace. So the gorilla sneaks up on his tiptoes behind the lion, grabs him by the hips, and starts ****ing him up his ass as hard as he can.
Then he pulls out and runs away, laughing his head off. He thinks it\'s the funniest thing he\'s ever done in his life, ****ing the \"King of the Jungle\" up the ass. The lion is ****ed. \"Rrroooooaarrrr!!!\" he says, and runs after the gorilla.
Now, the gorilla can\'t run very fast, and the lion keeps getting closer and closer, so the gorilla ducks into an empty safari camp, puts on a set of safari cloths with the pith helmet and everything, picks up a paper, sits down with the paper held up in front of his face, and makes like he\'s reading it.
Just then, the lion walks in. \"Rrroooooaarrrr!!!\" he says. \"Did you just see a big gorilla run through here?\" The gorilla starts shaking under the paper. \"Uh, you mean the one that just f-****ed the lion up the ass?\" he stutters. The lion sits up with a start and says, \"Jesus! It\'s in the paper already!?\"
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