Things that should NEVER have been invented. Feel free to add on)

Hiram.A.Biff

Hiram.A.Biff

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Work, it interferes with fishing.

Those bloody stupid starter shopper mini trolleys, for Kids, in asda etc. whoever invented them should be flogged to death with a sockful of diarhoeeah Diahrea...diarea.. .. watery sh*t.
Kids should not be taught to shop!!

Reality programmes.

hard bog paper.invented cos jewish people cant rip paper on a sunday!

Im sure Ill think of more.
 
how about flat pack furniture with instructions that dont match ,you know the ones you always end up looking at the picture to see how it goes together :casstet:
 
bmw\'s, people that aspire to owning a bmw, gold strappy sandals, sunbeds, mobile phones, fast food, golf, golfers, golf courses, golf club-houses, speed cameras, anyone who can claim to be an \'official\' and wears a peaked cap, \'easy-open\' packaging that is anything but, non-smoking pubs/restaurants, people who complain to smokers about it being bad (I\'m going to start ridiculing any overweight person I see in restaurant that orders desert for being unhealthy and costing the nhs money), anything from microsoft, the premier league and toastie toppers for starters
 
Ace lager ,they make it about 500 yds from my house ...YAK
Citroen 2cv\'s
Big bore exhausts that every little sh*t has on their poxy little racey cars
 
The Mini Metro - worst car on the road - makes a Trebant look like a Lotus! You had to fail an iQ test before you could buy one! Thankfully, they are now dying out! :D
 
The Mini Metro - worst car on the road - makes a Trebant look like a Lotus! You had to fail an iQ test before you could buy one! Thankfully, they are now dying out! :D
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oooh mini metro....your forgetting that delight of british engineering the Austin allegro, and its big sister the maxi, the make a metro look well built
 
someone must of had a sense of humour designing the allegro - even the name...translates from italian as \"faster\". I\'d forgotten the square steering wheels. I remeber buying one in auction many many years ago, the auctioneer was pissing himself, daft young lad, money to burn etc cost me 60 quid, though I had a bargain, ran sweet and quiet all the way home, then started to smell a bit suspicious - someone had packed the rocker box with sawdust to keep the thing quiet and cut down on smoke as it went through the auction!
 
richy
i used to go out with a lass years ago
she smoked realy heavy
she didnt have periods


she used to have a fall of soot
 
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