Funny Van Possibly?

[Charlie_Thompson]

Driving down the A19, in Tunnel Traffic, eating the skin off my fingers and raking my ears with a hair grip (I keep a stash in the do do thing) I saw a Prison Van in the inside lane. The back end was manky and someone had written with a big firm finger

"Warning this van contains nuts" I laughed my little head off.

It took away some of the rage I had built up listening to the sanctimonious little phone in dumkopffs on 5 Live getting all up themselves.

Does this happen a lot to prison vans?

 

[daren]

dont know charlie mate only ever see them from the inside you should read the stuff in there it keeps you happy for ages on the long trips to durham

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

dont know charlie mate only ever see them from the inside you should read the stuff in there it keeps you happy for ages on the long trips to durham

Daren turn away from crime and trips on the big white bus. Get into making christmas cards for old people. Stand on street corners with your pants round your ankles, screaming god is love. Anything but the way of of the counterfeit tab and law of the blunt knife.

 

[daren]

its the old folk that turned me to crime cos instead of making cards for them mate i licked the stamps for them and they drowned in their own saliva i got done for manslaughter
i didnt know that licking stamps sucked the saliva up and the glue on them stamps stopped the choking on their false teeth



















































sorry to any old folks on the site its only a joke pm me your address and ill pop round amd lick your stamps for you as a way of saying sorry if i offended you

 

[MickA]

Laughed when I once seen "also available in white" fingered onto the back of a Tranny van.



It was a blue van. Some right thick divvies out there.

 

[daren]

I Wish My Wife Was As Dirty As This Van !!:d:d:d

 

[mark]

much prefer the

"whilst you were at work I discovered you're wifes dirtier than this van"

 

[daren]

HOW IS MY DRIVING call 08000
whats the point in that nobody will ring up and say oh he was such a good driver he held the wheel at exactly the right angle and his indication time was remarkable pointless imho

 

[AndyJames83]

This prison van must of been circling the entire north east all day long. I've heard the story off 4 or 5 people now.

 

[jamiebrennan]

Got one manky van at work the other day with "cleaned by the NHS" written on it nearly wet myself!

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

Class

 

[daren]

"the dirt hides the rust"
"if you had to drive this piece of sh!T would you clean it "