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Getting one for the missus too.....

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. \"Why are you eating grass?\" he asked one man. \"We don\'t have any money for food.\" the poor man replied...

Life in the Australian Army... Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the...

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, \"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.\" \"Thank God,\" said an elderly nun at the back. \"I\'m so tired of chardonnay.\"

Q. Why can\'t Miss Piggy count to 100? A. When she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat

[Edited on 31/3/2006 by sidesaddle]

Ahhhh. Cheers for clearing that up, feel better about it now!

I give up, I must be doing somthing wrong, posts worked fine but last two picture uploads haven\'t - sorry all