Mike.Haley
Well-known member
A Taxas Billionaire put up a $25 Billion prize for anyone who could swim across his private lagoon. In the lagoon swam 2 Great white sharks, 2 hammerhead sharks 2 Bull sharks, 2 Tiger sharks and a number of smaller sharks. A number of people had tried and failed.
One day a makem arrived on his doorstep and said he would try. The Texan showed him the laggon and warned him about the sharks.
The makem took off his clothes and dived into ther water. He swam the length of the lagoon backstroke, turned and swam back again, all in backstroke.
When he climbed out of the water, the Texan was amazed, but paid up willingly all $25 Billion.
" Before you go can I ask how you managed to do that? "asked the Texan.
" Easy" said the Makem.
" Just take a look at my tattoo"
Across his back he had tattoo'd the words.
Newcastle United. Premier League Champions 2008/2009
The Makem said " even the sharks aint gonna swallow that".
One day a makem arrived on his doorstep and said he would try. The Texan showed him the laggon and warned him about the sharks.
The makem took off his clothes and dived into ther water. He swam the length of the lagoon backstroke, turned and swam back again, all in backstroke.
When he climbed out of the water, the Texan was amazed, but paid up willingly all $25 Billion.
" Before you go can I ask how you managed to do that? "asked the Texan.
" Easy" said the Makem.
" Just take a look at my tattoo"
Across his back he had tattoo'd the words.
Newcastle United. Premier League Champions 2008/2009
The Makem said " even the sharks aint gonna swallow that".
