Hiram.A.Biff
Well-known member
Well I wish I was about tp post pics of huge pollack etc, but It wasnt to be.
Steve and I got there about 11 am with Insanojackson ( Ian) and tried a few marks around the harbour, to no avail wether it was air pressure or what, the fish werent having it. Canny night onthe Friday, went to the Crown and saw a pub singer called Roxanne. So Bad shes good. really.
Jim, Steve and Sless arrived arrived sat 8am, had brekkie and we headed for west tarbet, looked perfect. Sless was straight into the wrasse, with some over the pound mark, good little scrappers. Ian had a pollack just over 3 pound, and there were a few coalies about. After lunch the weather turned and the sea began to lift, and the fish just werent feeding.
Jim etc knocked it on the head around 2, we were all wet. We stayed for about 2 hrs, few fish, I had a pollack about 3 pound, Steve had a few on a lure.
We headed back to Portpat about 4.
Had a nice meal n the Crown, then took residence in the bar to wait for the band.
great folk band called "Runt o' the litter."
The beer and whisky flowed, it was superb.
Then it happenned. The Cleavage entered. Its owner was a little dark haired beauty about 5ft 2. Not the best height when you are the owner of the best cleavage I have EVER seen. Not just a cleavage, THE cleavage, the cleavage that every other cleavege in the world should be benchmarked against.
a Coup de tat of cleaveges.
she sat at a table opposite what can only be described as a human walrus.
a pure beast of femininty. at least 18 stone, who sat all night with one can of Irn Bru.and never cracked a smile. uglier than two warthogs.
We finished the night off in cracking style dancing drunkenly in The Downshire. and Staggered off home around 2 am.
Fantastic.
Looking forwaqrd to next year already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKOJ6ZsvWE4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vfWzf5yL9U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caC0qgeayUg
Ian fishing
Outside the Crown Friday
The Harbour Friday
Coldstore Beach, Friday
The Clown withThe Crown In the Crown
Steve and I got there about 11 am with Insanojackson ( Ian) and tried a few marks around the harbour, to no avail wether it was air pressure or what, the fish werent having it. Canny night onthe Friday, went to the Crown and saw a pub singer called Roxanne. So Bad shes good. really.
Jim, Steve and Sless arrived arrived sat 8am, had brekkie and we headed for west tarbet, looked perfect. Sless was straight into the wrasse, with some over the pound mark, good little scrappers. Ian had a pollack just over 3 pound, and there were a few coalies about. After lunch the weather turned and the sea began to lift, and the fish just werent feeding.
Jim etc knocked it on the head around 2, we were all wet. We stayed for about 2 hrs, few fish, I had a pollack about 3 pound, Steve had a few on a lure.
We headed back to Portpat about 4.
Had a nice meal n the Crown, then took residence in the bar to wait for the band.
great folk band called "Runt o' the litter."
The beer and whisky flowed, it was superb.
Then it happenned. The Cleavage entered. Its owner was a little dark haired beauty about 5ft 2. Not the best height when you are the owner of the best cleavage I have EVER seen. Not just a cleavage, THE cleavage, the cleavage that every other cleavege in the world should be benchmarked against.
a Coup de tat of cleaveges.
she sat at a table opposite what can only be described as a human walrus.
a pure beast of femininty. at least 18 stone, who sat all night with one can of Irn Bru.and never cracked a smile. uglier than two warthogs.
We finished the night off in cracking style dancing drunkenly in The Downshire. and Staggered off home around 2 am.
Fantastic.
Looking forwaqrd to next year already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKOJ6ZsvWE4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vfWzf5yL9U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caC0qgeayUg
Ian fishing
Outside the Crown Friday
The Harbour Friday
Coldstore Beach, Friday
The Clown withThe Crown In the Crown
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