A devoted animal lover was driving home one night down a country lane.As he fiddled with the radio, he felt a sudden \"bump\". He looked in the mirror and to his horror he realised he had run over something.
When he got out of his car, he realised that the flat mess in the road used to be a rabbit.
He was so distraught,he broke down in fits of uncontrolable crying.
A few minutes went by and a car stopped at the side of him. \"Can I help you mate\" said the stranger.
\"No its this poor little bugger in the road, look at it, flattened\".
With this the stranger got out of the car and said\"Leave this to me I\'m a vet\"
\"A vet\"? said the first man\"A bloody vets no good,look at it\".
The stranger took out his black bag from the boot,pulled out an aerosol and sprayed the flattened bunny.
First nothing happened, then suddenly there was aPOP, the rabbit twiched, filled out, jumped up shook its little paw and ran off.
\"Bloody hell\" said the first man\"Thats fantastic, look at him\" and as they watched, the bunny ran up the lane and every now and then turned round shook his little paw and carried on.
The first man got quite emotional at this and wiping away a tear said to the stranger\" That is the most incredible thing I have ever seen, I know you said you were a vet but what was in the can\"?
The stranger said\"Oh it was nothing really, Just HAIR restorer with a permanent WAVE\".
When he got out of his car, he realised that the flat mess in the road used to be a rabbit.
He was so distraught,he broke down in fits of uncontrolable crying.
A few minutes went by and a car stopped at the side of him. \"Can I help you mate\" said the stranger.
\"No its this poor little bugger in the road, look at it, flattened\".
With this the stranger got out of the car and said\"Leave this to me I\'m a vet\"
\"A vet\"? said the first man\"A bloody vets no good,look at it\".
The stranger took out his black bag from the boot,pulled out an aerosol and sprayed the flattened bunny.
First nothing happened, then suddenly there was aPOP, the rabbit twiched, filled out, jumped up shook its little paw and ran off.
\"Bloody hell\" said the first man\"Thats fantastic, look at him\" and as they watched, the bunny ran up the lane and every now and then turned round shook his little paw and carried on.
The first man got quite emotional at this and wiping away a tear said to the stranger\" That is the most incredible thing I have ever seen, I know you said you were a vet but what was in the can\"?
The stranger said\"Oh it was nothing really, Just HAIR restorer with a permanent WAVE\".
