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Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve,
>>> Bruce and Bluey.
>>>
>>> Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
>>>
>>> As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, \"Someone should go
>>> and tell his wife.\"
>>>
>>> Bluey says, \"OK, I\'m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I\'ll do it.\"
>>>
>>> Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
>>>
>>> Bruce says, \"Where did you get that, Bluey?\"
>>>
>>> \"Steve\'s wife gave it to me,\" Bluey replies.
>>>
>>> \"That\'s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
>>> gave you the beer?\"
>>>
>>> \"Well not exactly,\" Bluey says. \"When she answered the door, I said to
>>
>>> her,\'You must be Steve\'s widow\'.
>>>
>>> She said, \'No, I\'m not a widow.\'
>>>
>>> And I said, \'I\'ll bet you a case of Fosters you are\'.\"
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>>> Bruce and Bluey.
>>>
>>> Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
>>>
>>> As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, \"Someone should go
>>> and tell his wife.\"
>>>
>>> Bluey says, \"OK, I\'m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I\'ll do it.\"
>>>
>>> Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
>>>
>>> Bruce says, \"Where did you get that, Bluey?\"
>>>
>>> \"Steve\'s wife gave it to me,\" Bluey replies.
>>>
>>> \"That\'s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
>>> gave you the beer?\"
>>>
>>> \"Well not exactly,\" Bluey says. \"When she answered the door, I said to
>>
>>> her,\'You must be Steve\'s widow\'.
>>>
>>> She said, \'No, I\'m not a widow.\'
>>>
>>> And I said, \'I\'ll bet you a case of Fosters you are\'.\"
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