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Well ive just gotten my self 30 frozen good size peeler crab for
20quid cant grumble with that HAPPY DAYS:D:D
 
Aye mate,if you hear of any peeler for sale,live or frozen for five pence
each,or better still free of charge,get in touch with Plum.He doesn't mind
paying,as long as he gets change from a quid.I've heard he's worn a pair
of sandshoes out travelling the length and breadth of the piers and proms
checking for discarded bait.Heard he was on Whitby pier a week back
raking about,when a local bloke walking his dog saw him jumping off the end.
Obviously shocked,he phoned 999,telling them he'd seen a bloke try to top
himself.The lifeboat was quickly on the scene,and he was dragged aboard,
and taken ashore.The coxwain said to him,"haway man mate,thez alwez
somebody worse off,ye shouldn't be toppin yer bit sell"."A ye radged",said
Plum,getting quite animated,"a seen some scrunched up newspaper gannin
past,an a thowt it mighta had some worm in it.It wez an opportunity a
couldn't ignore,and a wez arnly a yard a two away from it,when yez
interfering b******s dragged ez owt the watta".He was then taken to the
hospital for some anti radgey tablets,before being told off by the pleece.:D
 
aye mate,if you hear of any peeler for sale,live or frozen for five pence
each,or better still free of charge,get in touch with plum.he doesn't mind
paying,as long as he gets change from a quid.i've heard he's worn a pair
of sandshoes out travelling the length and breadth of the piers and proms
checking for discarded bait.heard he was on whitby pier a week back
raking about,when a local bloke walking his dog saw him jumping off the end.
Obviously shocked,he phoned 999,telling them he'd seen a bloke try to top
himself.the lifeboat was quickly on the scene,and he was dragged aboard,
and taken ashore.the coxwain said to him,"haway man mate,thez alwez
somebody worse off,ye shouldn't be toppin yer bit sell"."a ye radged",said
plum,getting quite animated,"a seen some scrunched up newspaper gannin
past,an a thowt it mighta had some worm in it.it wez an opportunity a
couldn't ignore,and a wez arnly a yard a two away from it,when yez
interfering b******s dragged ez owt the watta".he was then taken to the
hospital for some anti radgey tablets,before being told off by the pleece.:d

pmsl ................. :D
 
Aye mate,if you hear of any peeler for sale,live or frozen for five pence
each,or better still free of charge,get in touch with Plum.He doesn't mind
paying,as long as he gets change from a quid.I've heard he's worn a pair
of sandshoes out travelling the length and breadth of the piers and proms
checking for discarded bait.Heard he was on Whitby pier a week back
raking about,when a local bloke walking his dog saw him jumping off the end.
Obviously shocked,he phoned 999,telling them he'd seen a bloke try to top
himself.The lifeboat was quickly on the scene,and he was dragged aboard,
and taken ashore.The coxwain said to him,"haway man mate,thez alwez
somebody worse off,ye shouldn't be toppin yer bit sell"."A ye radged",said
Plum,getting quite animated,"a seen some scrunched up newspaper gannin
past,an a thowt it mighta had some worm in it.It wez an opportunity a
couldn't ignore,and a wez arnly a yard a two away from it,when yez
interfering b******s dragged ez owt the watta".He was then taken to the
hospital for some anti radgey tablets,before being told off by the pleece.:D

absolutely quility ha ha
 
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