Best Aussie joke of recent times

sidesaddle

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Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

\"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.\"

His wife is lying in bed and replies:

\"I think you\'ll find that\'s a sheep, you idiot.\"

The man says:

\"I think you\'ll find I wasn\'t talking to you.\"
 
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