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[Davey1970]

me m8, lynchy, driving through blyth last nite, get's the blue light's, so pull's over.

officer 1, sit's in patrol car, on radio, obviously doing check's.
officer 2, walk's round lyncy's car, nodding his head.

he then ask's lynchy to step out the car,

are you having a laugh, av done nowt wrong, said lynchy.

step out the car please sir, the answer. so lynchy get's out and they walk round the back.
look sir, say's officer 1, you've got a light out,

ah for f**k sake say's lynchy, he kick's the bumper and the light come's back on, he smile's at the officer.

the officer say's, very good sir, would you like to come and kick your windscreen now

cos your tax disc is out aswell........!

 

[Pighunter]

Thought that was normal I'm Blyth mate haha mind for some coppers being tossers they have very witty come backs lol. Not all coppers are tossers some are brilliant lads.

 

[OuTkast76]

lmao

 

[Davey1970]

pighunter, there's some nice copper's reading all this, fishing the comp's.

at the end of the day it's all good crack.

 

[Pighunter]

pighunter, there's some nice copper's reading all this, fishing the comp's.

at the end of the day it's all good crack.

My brother in law is a copper as is oneofmy mates lol to be honest if I dealt with half the scum they have to I would be a bit arsey at times lol.

 

[Davey1970]

My brother in law is a copper as is oneofmy mates lol to be honest if I dealt with half the scum they have to I would be a bit arsey at times lol.

me sister married 1, never did get on with him.

but he maybe didn't get on with me either, if that make's sense.

but, we would be in a bad place without them...!

 

[lingking]

me sister married 1, never did get on with him.

but he maybe didn't get on with me either, if that make's sense.

but, we would be in a bad place without them...!

:exclam::exclam:wouldnt/couldnt do a polis"s job for £1000 a day,some of the scum they deal with and then dozy flippin magistrates/defence layers get em let off