a man, feeling lonely...
...decides on getting a pet. After a visit to the local pet shop, he chooses a centipede, and brings it home in small white box that is to be the centipede\'s home.
Later that afternoon, the man fancies a beer. He asks his new friend \'Hey, wanna go down the pub and have a drink with me?\'. There is no answer. The man leaves it a couple of minutes, then asks again, this time a little louder. \'Hey buddy, how about going out for a beer?\'. Again, there is no answer. The man waits another couple of minutes, pondering, before putting his mouth closer to the box and shouting \'Hey!! How about a beer?!\'.
After a couple of seconds, a little voice comes out of the box. \'I heard you the first time! I\'m putting my bloody shoes on!\'
...decides on getting a pet. After a visit to the local pet shop, he chooses a centipede, and brings it home in small white box that is to be the centipede\'s home.
Later that afternoon, the man fancies a beer. He asks his new friend \'Hey, wanna go down the pub and have a drink with me?\'. There is no answer. The man leaves it a couple of minutes, then asks again, this time a little louder. \'Hey buddy, how about going out for a beer?\'. Again, there is no answer. The man waits another couple of minutes, pondering, before putting his mouth closer to the box and shouting \'Hey!! How about a beer?!\'.
After a couple of seconds, a little voice comes out of the box. \'I heard you the first time! I\'m putting my bloody shoes on!\'
