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a man dies and gets took to the undertakers
they put him in the coffin but his penis is too big and find they cant get the coffin lid shut
they call his wife and she goes down
she says what can you do
well dear we can cut it off but where do you want us to put it
he will want to be buried with it
she says could you place it up his backside
so they cut his penis off and placed it up his backside
she has a look at his face and notices a little tear in his eye
she shouts at him
YES IT FUKIN HURTS DOESNT IT
they put him in the coffin but his penis is too big and find they cant get the coffin lid shut
they call his wife and she goes down
she says what can you do
well dear we can cut it off but where do you want us to put it
he will want to be buried with it
she says could you place it up his backside
so they cut his penis off and placed it up his backside
she has a look at his face and notices a little tear in his eye
she shouts at him
YES IT FUKIN HURTS DOESNT IT
