Mike.Haley
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A Guy goes to his church and goes into the confessional box.
" Forgive me father for I have sinned"
The priest asks " And what are your sins my son"
" Well father" the guy says " last night I made love to twin sisters, in every posibble way we could imagine and we tried all sorts of techniques. I am sure some of the positions we tried must be illegal"
The priest thought for a few moments, then said to the guy, " Go and buy 7 lemons, put them in a blender and drink all the juice"
"Will this cleans my sins" asks the Guy
" No " replies the priest, " but it will wipe that bloody smile off your face"
" Forgive me father for I have sinned"
The priest asks " And what are your sins my son"
" Well father" the guy says " last night I made love to twin sisters, in every posibble way we could imagine and we tried all sorts of techniques. I am sure some of the positions we tried must be illegal"
The priest thought for a few moments, then said to the guy, " Go and buy 7 lemons, put them in a blender and drink all the juice"
"Will this cleans my sins" asks the Guy
" No " replies the priest, " but it will wipe that bloody smile off your face"
