Oblickta
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Three dogs, two yorkshire terriers and a (huge) alsation are sitting in the PDSA.
Yorkie 1 says to yorkie 2, \"what u here 4 mate?\"
Yorkie 2 says to yorkie 1, \"I just bite the fuc/in postmans leg off hard dude.
Yorkie 1 says ha, me bite f*-** into the catalouge man\'s face so we going to the big kennel in the sky together us 2 dude, Then,
Yorkie 1 says to yorkie 2, \"ask the big fella (alla) wot he\'s here 4.
Yorkie 2 says ask him ya fuckijn self like.
So, yorkie 1 says to the Alla, \"hey big fella I got nowt to lose, bite me if ya effin\' wanna like but what\'ya in for?
The Alla says, \"well dude, I got adopeted by a tramp and then I got so fuc*in\' bored that I became Lord mayor of Gateshead and shacked up wit me bitch. And when I mount me G/head S/land bitch tramps everyone think I\'m goin to doggy jail for fuck*n wit da human race but me get doggy biscuits and me claws sharpened. End
Yorkie 1 says to yorkie 2, \"what u here 4 mate?\"
Yorkie 2 says to yorkie 1, \"I just bite the fuc/in postmans leg off hard dude.
Yorkie 1 says ha, me bite f*-** into the catalouge man\'s face so we going to the big kennel in the sky together us 2 dude, Then,
Yorkie 1 says to yorkie 2, \"ask the big fella (alla) wot he\'s here 4.
Yorkie 2 says ask him ya fuckijn self like.
So, yorkie 1 says to the Alla, \"hey big fella I got nowt to lose, bite me if ya effin\' wanna like but what\'ya in for?
The Alla says, \"well dude, I got adopeted by a tramp and then I got so fuc*in\' bored that I became Lord mayor of Gateshead and shacked up wit me bitch. And when I mount me G/head S/land bitch tramps everyone think I\'m goin to doggy jail for fuck*n wit da human race but me get doggy biscuits and me claws sharpened. End
