Mike.Haley
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As they approached Dublin No1 airport, The tower heard:
PILOT--bjeesus wi9ll you look how fookin shart that runway is?
CO-PILOT-- Yer nat fookin kiddin,Paddy.
PILOT-- Dis is gonna be one a de trickiest landins ever Shamus.
CO-PILOT-- Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy!!
PILOT-- Right, Shamus,when I say \"go\" putr de engine in reverse!!
CO-PILOT--Royt, I,ll do dat!!
PILOT-- An den ya put de flaps down!!
CO-PILOT--Royt, I,ll do dat
PILOT-- An den stomp on de brakes and pray ta de holy mudder a gad!!
CO-PILOT I,m already prayin, but I,ll hit de brakes as hard as i can.
So as they hit the ground Shamus puts the engine in reverse, puts the flaps down and hits the brakes as hard as he can and prays to the Holy Mother with all of his soul.
The brakes screech the tyres Squeal and theres smoke everywhere. The aircraft comes to a standstill a few metres from the edge, to the relief of all the passengers and least of all, Shamus and Paddy.
As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit trying to regain some composure Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, \" Dat is one of the shartest fookin runways in de warld\"
Shamus replied, \" Yes, but do ye see how fookin wide it is\"?
PILOT--bjeesus wi9ll you look how fookin shart that runway is?
CO-PILOT-- Yer nat fookin kiddin,Paddy.
PILOT-- Dis is gonna be one a de trickiest landins ever Shamus.
CO-PILOT-- Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy!!
PILOT-- Right, Shamus,when I say \"go\" putr de engine in reverse!!
CO-PILOT--Royt, I,ll do dat!!
PILOT-- An den ya put de flaps down!!
CO-PILOT--Royt, I,ll do dat
PILOT-- An den stomp on de brakes and pray ta de holy mudder a gad!!
CO-PILOT I,m already prayin, but I,ll hit de brakes as hard as i can.
So as they hit the ground Shamus puts the engine in reverse, puts the flaps down and hits the brakes as hard as he can and prays to the Holy Mother with all of his soul.
The brakes screech the tyres Squeal and theres smoke everywhere. The aircraft comes to a standstill a few metres from the edge, to the relief of all the passengers and least of all, Shamus and Paddy.
As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit trying to regain some composure Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, \" Dat is one of the shartest fookin runways in de warld\"
Shamus replied, \" Yes, but do ye see how fookin wide it is\"?