Duck in the Bar

[BriH]

a duck walks into a bar and asks the barman

Have you any bread
barman says No
have you any bread
barman says No
Have you any Bread
Barman says No
Have you any Bread
Barman says No
Have any Bread
Barman says No
Have you any bread
barman says No
Have you any bread

Barman says ,Listen you irritating little Bast@rd , ask for bread again and i will nail your beak to the bar

Duck asks ,have you any nails
Barman says No





Have You any Bread