BLOKE GOES TO THE DOCTORS, \"DOC YOUVE GOT HELP ME IVE BEEN RAPED BY AN ELEPHANT\"
DOC SAYS \"DROP YOURE PANTS AND BEND OVER\" THE MAN DOES AS HES ASKED THE DOC SAYS \" YOU CANT HAVE BEEN RAPED BY AN ELEPHANT THEIR C**KS ARE ONLY 3 INCHES WIDE THE HOLE IN YOUR ARSE IS 10 INCHES ACROSS\"
MAN REPLIES \" YEAH I KNOW DOC BUT THE B****RD FINGERED ME FIRST\"
DOC SAYS \"DROP YOURE PANTS AND BEND OVER\" THE MAN DOES AS HES ASKED THE DOC SAYS \" YOU CANT HAVE BEEN RAPED BY AN ELEPHANT THEIR C**KS ARE ONLY 3 INCHES WIDE THE HOLE IN YOUR ARSE IS 10 INCHES ACROSS\"
MAN REPLIES \" YEAH I KNOW DOC BUT THE B****RD FINGERED ME FIRST\"
