Tadpoleman
Well-known member
>> Wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband in
>> bed with a strange woman.
>>
>> She says, \"That\'s it, I\'m leaving and never coming back.\"
>>
>> He says, \"Don\'t you at least want to hear my explanation?\"
>>
>> She shrugs and says, \"Fine, let\'s hear your story. And this had Better
>> be good!\"
>>
>> He says, \"Well, I\'m driving along the street, when I see this young
>> lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and
>> asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house.
>>
>> She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.
>>
>> She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn\'t fit you
>> anymore,the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago
>> that you wore
>> once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only twice.
>>
>> I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you
>> never served me.
>>
>> I showed her to the door .
>>
>> She was so grateful, for all these things, and she thanked me
>> profusely.
>>
>> But then, as she was about to leave she turned around and asked
>> me.
>> \"Is there anything else your wife doesn\'t use anymore?\"
????????????????????????lol
bert
>> bed with a strange woman.
>>
>> She says, \"That\'s it, I\'m leaving and never coming back.\"
>>
>> He says, \"Don\'t you at least want to hear my explanation?\"
>>
>> She shrugs and says, \"Fine, let\'s hear your story. And this had Better
>> be good!\"
>>
>> He says, \"Well, I\'m driving along the street, when I see this young
>> lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and
>> asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house.
>>
>> She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.
>>
>> She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn\'t fit you
>> anymore,the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago
>> that you wore
>> once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only twice.
>>
>> I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you
>> never served me.
>>
>> I showed her to the door .
>>
>> She was so grateful, for all these things, and she thanked me
>> profusely.
>>
>> But then, as she was about to leave she turned around and asked
>> me.
>> \"Is there anything else your wife doesn\'t use anymore?\"
????????????????????????lol
bert
