f a o codmagnet

he dont have a dog...wonder what he was up to down there

i was down there with 3 women sorry can not tell you there names, but they were well game , there husbands can not be satisfying these lovely lasses best time i have had since the mother in law broke her hip , i had them down the prom end bay in my little 107 last saturday one said rocketmans an ugly bugger , the other said big phill is uglier, the third said i and beachbuddy is the ugliest man ive seen , then they all started chanting wee want codmagnet wee want cod magnet by me little car smells like like a tuna wagon happy days
 
i was down there with 3 women sorry can not tell you there names, but they were well game , there husbands can not be satisfying these lovely lasses best time i have had since the mother in law broke her hip , i had them down the prom end bay in my little 107 last saturday one said rocketmans an ugly bugger , the other said big phill is uglier, the third said i and beachbuddy is the ugliest man ive seen , then they all started chanting wee want codmagnet wee want cod magnet by me little car smells like like a tuna wagon happy days
Dont talk daft u been sniffing petrol again you know me phil n beachbuddy are babe magnets
 
the first lady in the car said to me bye codmagnet thats twice the size of rocketmans the second lady in the car said bye thats 3 times bigger than tiny phills , the third one said what the hell is that beach buddy hasnt got one and wears knickers in bed
 
the first lady in the car said to me bye codmagnet thats twice the size of rocketmans the second lady in the car said bye thats 3 times bigger than tiny phills , the third one said what the hell is that beach buddy hasnt got one and wears knickers in bed

your not supposed to put you head in ya tatty , i will show you what to do AGAIN

Yeah your good at whowing blokes what to do......be hones have you never famcied woman# come on be honest i wont tell no one
 
Yeah your good at whowing blokes what to do......be hones have you never famcied woman# come on be honest i wont tell no one

Yeah supposepose your righ rocke i might fome out of the closet bit not on here as everyone will know..can i knock around with you and phil so you can tap a few woman up for me?
 
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Yeah supposepose your righ rocke i might fome out of the closet bit not on here as everyone will know..can i knock around with you and phil so you can tap a few woman up for me?
Will have to ask phil if je has any spare crumpet as ive onl got 3 on the go at the moment
 
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