facelift
facelift
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday, She spends
>$5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops
>at a news-stand to buy a paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, \"I
>hope you don\'t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?\" \"About 32 \"
>the clerk replies. \"I\'m actually 47,\" the woman says happily. A little while
>later she goes into McDonalds and asks the counter girl the same question.
>She replies, \"I\'d guess about 29\". The woman replies, \"Nope, I am 47.\" Now
>she is feeling really good about herself. Then while waiting for the bus
>home, she asks a nice older man the same question. He replies, \"I\'m 68 and
>my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure way to
>tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands down
>your panties. Then I can tell exactly how old you are.\" They waited in
>silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman and
>she finally says, \"What the hell, go ahead\". The old man slips both hands
> >down her panties and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes she
>says, \"Okay, Okay, how old am I?\" He removes his hands and says, \"You are
>47.\" Stunned, the woman says, \"That is amazing. How do you know?\". The old
>man replies with a satisfied smile, \"I was standing behind you at McDonalds.
facelift
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday, She spends
>$5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops
>at a news-stand to buy a paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, \"I
>hope you don\'t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?\" \"About 32 \"
>the clerk replies. \"I\'m actually 47,\" the woman says happily. A little while
>later she goes into McDonalds and asks the counter girl the same question.
>She replies, \"I\'d guess about 29\". The woman replies, \"Nope, I am 47.\" Now
>she is feeling really good about herself. Then while waiting for the bus
>home, she asks a nice older man the same question. He replies, \"I\'m 68 and
>my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure way to
>tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands down
>your panties. Then I can tell exactly how old you are.\" They waited in
>silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman and
>she finally says, \"What the hell, go ahead\". The old man slips both hands
> >down her panties and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes she
>says, \"Okay, Okay, how old am I?\" He removes his hands and says, \"You are
>47.\" Stunned, the woman says, \"That is amazing. How do you know?\". The old
>man replies with a satisfied smile, \"I was standing behind you at McDonalds.
