Davyred
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George Best gets to the gates of heaven, and is met by the Angel Gabriel.
\'You f***ing tw*t, ou f***ing TW*T!!!\' says George to Gabriel.
Gabriels a bit taken back by this and says to George
\'Whats the matter George, if you keep using language like that, god won\'t let you in\'
\'F*** god as well, the f***ing twat, you\'re all f***ing ar*eholes\' relpies an angry George.
\'Listen George\' replies Gabriel, \'whats got you so mad?\'
\'Well, you f***ers have called me up here, just when they\'ve started 24 hour opening hours down there!!!\'
\'You f***ing tw*t, ou f***ing TW*T!!!\' says George to Gabriel.
Gabriels a bit taken back by this and says to George
\'Whats the matter George, if you keep using language like that, god won\'t let you in\'
\'F*** god as well, the f***ing twat, you\'re all f***ing ar*eholes\' relpies an angry George.
\'Listen George\' replies Gabriel, \'whats got you so mad?\'
\'Well, you f***ers have called me up here, just when they\'ve started 24 hour opening hours down there!!!\'