Grass Sandwich

jonny_mc

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At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, \"In America, we call this a hug\".

She replies, \"Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.\"

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, \"In America, we call this a kiss\".

She replies, \"Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.\"

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, \"In America, we call this a grass sandwich\".

She says, \"Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.\"
 
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