Half a Haircut

Charlie_Thompson

Charlie_Thompson

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Got a meeting tomorrow and been told I've got to wear "The Suit" thought fair enough - I look lush in it anyway, while I'm at it I may as well have a wesh and a haircut. Mammy gets the clippers out, half way through the rascals stop cutting, farted about and no joy. Half a barnet 9:30pm, meeting first thing in the morn. Mother says "Have you got a hat?" :D. Rang me 1 mate and asked if he had any -"Aye they're a bit blunt though cos we've been using them on the dog" Champion :mad:. Quick blast to Boldon Asda, I sat in the car in me slippers and shorts looking like one of Schindler's list - 40 notes down (Babyliss Ishave or summat) and jobs a good un.

Never a dull moment :red:
 
just curious, given that you've no hair on your head to speak of, one assumes that its all gone south and you've got the arse of an overweight and unkempt springer spaniel in your keks, and that this would be interfering with the operation of the suit
 
Not really a good idea to post that you are going to do something to an arse on interent, the law concerning arses changed a few years ago and what your going to do is illegal, in fact if you prepared them in any way (adding them to a brew) it has always been illegal
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