Harry did like he always did, Kissed his wife goodnight, rolled over and went straight to sleep.All of a sudden he woke up and there was an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing at the end of his bed.\"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom, and who are you?\".
\"This is not your bedroom\" the man replied\"I am St Peter, and you are in heaven!\".
\"WHAT!!!Are you saying I\'m dead?, I dont want to die, I\'m too young\" said Harry \"If I\'m dead I want you to send me back immediately\".
\"Its not that easy\"said St Peter \"you can only return as a dog or a hen, You can choose on your own\".
Harry thought about it for a while and figured out that being a dog is far too tiring, but a hen on the other hand probably has a nice relaxed life. Running around with a rooster cant be that bad.\" I want to return as a hen\" Harry replied and in a second he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered. He then realised that his rear end felt as though it was going to explode.
Just then along came the rooster, \"Hey you must be the new hen on the farm\" he said \"How does it feel?\".
\"Well its okay I suppose, but it feels like my rear end is going to blow up any minute\".
\"Oh that\" said the rooster \"Thats only the ovulation going on, have you laid an egg before?\".
\"No how do I do that?\" said Harry.
\"Cluck twice then push as hard as you can\".
Harry clucked twice, pushed as hard as he could then \"PLOP\" an egg was on the ground.\"WoW\" said Harry \"That felt really good\" so he decided to do it again. So he clucked twice, pushed and yes, another egg hit the ground.The third time he clucked he heard his wife shout
\"For christ sake Harry, wake up, Youre Sh*tting all over the bed\".
\"This is not your bedroom\" the man replied\"I am St Peter, and you are in heaven!\".
\"WHAT!!!Are you saying I\'m dead?, I dont want to die, I\'m too young\" said Harry \"If I\'m dead I want you to send me back immediately\".
\"Its not that easy\"said St Peter \"you can only return as a dog or a hen, You can choose on your own\".
Harry thought about it for a while and figured out that being a dog is far too tiring, but a hen on the other hand probably has a nice relaxed life. Running around with a rooster cant be that bad.\" I want to return as a hen\" Harry replied and in a second he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered. He then realised that his rear end felt as though it was going to explode.
Just then along came the rooster, \"Hey you must be the new hen on the farm\" he said \"How does it feel?\".
\"Well its okay I suppose, but it feels like my rear end is going to blow up any minute\".
\"Oh that\" said the rooster \"Thats only the ovulation going on, have you laid an egg before?\".
\"No how do I do that?\" said Harry.
\"Cluck twice then push as hard as you can\".
Harry clucked twice, pushed as hard as he could then \"PLOP\" an egg was on the ground.\"WoW\" said Harry \"That felt really good\" so he decided to do it again. So he clucked twice, pushed and yes, another egg hit the ground.The third time he clucked he heard his wife shout
\"For christ sake Harry, wake up, Youre Sh*tting all over the bed\".
