Have you found Jesus

[daiseyduke]

>An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he
comes
>upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk
into
>the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher
turns
>around
>and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the
>drunk, \'\'Are you ready to find Jesus?\'\'
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>The drunk answers, \'\'Yes, I am. \'So the preacher grabs him and dunks
him in
>the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, \'\'Brother, have you
found
>Jesus?\'\'
>
>The drunk replies, \'\'No, I haven\'t found Jesus.\'\' The preacher,
shocked
>at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this
>time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, \'\'Have you
found
>Jesus,
>my brother?\'\'
>
>The drunk again answers, \'\'No, I haven\'t found Jesus.\'\'
>
>By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
>water again, but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and,
when he
>begins kicking his arms and legs, he pulls him up. The preacher again
asks
>the drunk, \'\'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?\'\'
>
>The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
>preacher.....................
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>\'\'Are you sure this is where he fell in?