How dirty is your mind ?

John

Well-known member
How dirty is your mind ?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.

What am I..... A Dentist

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you\'re bored. The best man always has me first.

What am I..... A Wedding Ring

3. I\'m spread before I\'m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts.

What am I..... Peanut Butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.

What am I..... Chewing Gum

5. All day long it\'s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.

What am I..... An Elevator

6. I come in many sizes. When I\'m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good.

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It\'s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it\'s news.

What am I..... A Newspaper Boy

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.

What am I..... A Glove

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I\'m called a big swinger.

What am I..... A Crane

10. I\'m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.

What am I..... A Toothbrush
 
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