I Crack me up Sometimes

Charlie_Thompson

Charlie_Thompson

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Bought the ingredients for Sangria recently due to the unnatural warm snap we're having. Morrisons, Killingworth. Got the red wine, fresh fruit and ye gods they even had cava hidden amongst the Lambrini. Realised I needed a suitable receptacle so marched up to one of the Queens of the Aisle and asked "Have you got Big Jugs" It was soo funny you should have been there. I got vouchers and everything (Spent them all on crab sticks, lottery tickets and a part share in one of those Mach 3 razorblades)

Needed to share
 
SIXFOOTSTEVE said:
Oooherr matron , I wonder what will happen if I say the same thing in Morrisons in Byker ,I'll wear my gumshield just in case.
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We laughed Steve as her chiv fell gently to the floor. No straight up big laughs and slaps on the back all around, I even persuaded management to be a little less aggressive in their mission to destroy all local providers, Competition they said! "We dig what you're saying Ell but the presence of hypermarkets is good as it attracts shoppers to the area and they will also spend money at heelbars and ironmongers" God bless Tescos and that, the dirty rotten multinational destroyers of community, billionaire arm twisting extortionist, I feel like I've been mugged everytime I walk out of one of these charnel houses.
 
Where else can you get big jugs, anchovy stuffed olives and a copy of the Davinci Code though.



Apart from your local highstreet when we had them
 
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