jason
Well-known member
At first I was afraid I was petrified
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would\'ve drunk a little less,
I would\'ve tried to keep my head.
If I\'d known for just one second you\'d
Assault me in your bed.
I tried to go, walk out the door
But you\'ve been sitting on my legs and
I Can\'t feel them anymore
And now you\'re sitting on my face,
my nose has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that you\'re big knickers aren\'t
Made of skimpy lace
I want to go, I\'ve got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home With such a slut.
God the things that you get up to when you\'re half cut.
Please let me go, I\'m getting scared
There\'s nothing I can do to stop those ugly Breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad, God what Made me want to court her?
With tits that look like Tesco bags I\'ve just Filled up with water
repeat as necessary.
Remember though they all still need a bit of luvin.
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would\'ve drunk a little less,
I would\'ve tried to keep my head.
If I\'d known for just one second you\'d
Assault me in your bed.
I tried to go, walk out the door
But you\'ve been sitting on my legs and
I Can\'t feel them anymore
And now you\'re sitting on my face,
my nose has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that you\'re big knickers aren\'t
Made of skimpy lace
I want to go, I\'ve got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home With such a slut.
God the things that you get up to when you\'re half cut.
Please let me go, I\'m getting scared
There\'s nothing I can do to stop those ugly Breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad, God what Made me want to court her?
With tits that look like Tesco bags I\'ve just Filled up with water
repeat as necessary.
Remember though they all still need a bit of luvin.
