ID10T
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, \"So, what was wrong?\"
He replied, \"It was an ID ten T error.\"
I didn\'t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired:
\"An ID ten T error? What\'s that ... in case I need to fix it again?\"
The computer guy grinned.... \"Haven\'t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?\"
\"No,\" I replied.
\"Write it down,\" he said, \"and I think you\'ll figure it out.\"
So I wrote out ...... I D 1 0 T
Pray for McDonalds
A Mother and her five year old son were headed to McDonald\'s one day. On the way they passed a car accident.
As was the tradition when they see
something terrible like that, they say a prayer for those who might be hurt.
The mother pointed and said to her son, \"We should pray.\"
From the back seat she heard his earnest request: \"Please, God, don\'t let those cars block the entrance to
McDonald\'s.\"
Doctor\'s notes
A man comes into the ER and yells, \"My wife\'s going to have her baby in the cab!\"
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady\'s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, \"So, what was wrong?\"
He replied, \"It was an ID ten T error.\"
I didn\'t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired:
\"An ID ten T error? What\'s that ... in case I need to fix it again?\"
The computer guy grinned.... \"Haven\'t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?\"
\"No,\" I replied.
\"Write it down,\" he said, \"and I think you\'ll figure it out.\"
So I wrote out ...... I D 1 0 T
Pray for McDonalds
A Mother and her five year old son were headed to McDonald\'s one day. On the way they passed a car accident.
As was the tradition when they see
something terrible like that, they say a prayer for those who might be hurt.
The mother pointed and said to her son, \"We should pray.\"
From the back seat she heard his earnest request: \"Please, God, don\'t let those cars block the entrance to
McDonald\'s.\"
Doctor\'s notes
A man comes into the ER and yells, \"My wife\'s going to have her baby in the cab!\"
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady\'s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
