Hedley
Well-known member
It\'s beena while since I posted a joke or two here - so apologies if I\'m repeating one:-
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly widowed father died, Charles decided that he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles bar he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. \"I\'m just an ordinary man\" he said walking up to her, \"but in a week or two my father will die and I will inherit £20.000.000.\" The woman went home with Charles and the next day became his stepmother!
The moral is \"Never try to outsmart a woman\"! (Well we all know that don\'t we?
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly widowed father died, Charles decided that he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles bar he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. \"I\'m just an ordinary man\" he said walking up to her, \"but in a week or two my father will die and I will inherit £20.000.000.\" The woman went home with Charles and the next day became his stepmother!
The moral is \"Never try to outsmart a woman\"! (Well we all know that don\'t we?
