lie detector

[kopite2k06]

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.DAD: Son, where were you today during school?SON: At school *robot slaps son*SON: Ok, I went to the movies.DAD: Which one?... SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star.DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*

 

[jack555]

I got invited on the Jeremy Kyle show, to prove I wasn't the notorious thief my family made me out to be. I took a lie detector test - and got 50 quid for it at my local Cash Converters.

 

[Darnc]

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.DAD: Son, where were you today during school?SON: At school *robot slaps son*SON: Ok, I went to the movies.DAD: Which one?... SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star.DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*

Like it mate

 

[Scotty91]

Yous have me in kinks lol