codthumper
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> A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child
> benefit.
> "How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
> "Ten" replies the Liverpool girl,
> "Ten?" says the welfare worker.
> "What are their names?"
> "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan,
> Nathan and
> Nathan"
> "Doesn't that get confusing?"
> "Naah..." says the Liverpool girl, "It's great because if they are out
> playing in the street, I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's
> ready!'
> or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.”
> "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious
> welfare worker.
> "That's easy," says the Liverpool girl... "I just use their surnames"
>
>
> benefit.
> "How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
> "Ten" replies the Liverpool girl,
> "Ten?" says the welfare worker.
> "What are their names?"
> "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan,
> Nathan and
> Nathan"
> "Doesn't that get confusing?"
> "Naah..." says the Liverpool girl, "It's great because if they are out
> playing in the street, I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's
> ready!'
> or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.”
> "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious
> welfare worker.
> "That's easy," says the Liverpool girl... "I just use their surnames"
>
>
