jonny_mc
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A Mackum is walking along south shields beach with his scrawny, flea-bitten,1 ear 3-legged dog when he finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A big cloud of smoke escapes from the lamp along with a genie.
\"You have released me from 1000 years of torture being stuck in this lamp, for which I will grant you one wish\", explains the genie.
The Mackem thinks about it for a moment before coming to a decision.
\"I love my dog so I wish for my dog to become perfectly healthy, to have 4 legs again and 2 ears!\".
The genies face turns to horror.
\"I am a genie but I am not a miracle worker!\".
The Mackem comes up with another wish.
\"I\'d like Sunderland to win the premier league\".
\"Give me another look at the dog again!\".
\"You have released me from 1000 years of torture being stuck in this lamp, for which I will grant you one wish\", explains the genie.
The Mackem thinks about it for a moment before coming to a decision.
\"I love my dog so I wish for my dog to become perfectly healthy, to have 4 legs again and 2 ears!\".
The genies face turns to horror.
\"I am a genie but I am not a miracle worker!\".
The Mackem comes up with another wish.
\"I\'d like Sunderland to win the premier league\".
\"Give me another look at the dog again!\".
TOON,TOON, BLACK AND WHITE ARMY! 